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May 10, 2019

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Like a deranged HAL-9000, the Boeing 737 Max is equipped with a random terror generator that puts the “crash” back in computer crash.

April 15, 2019

Eye-uh-rus (IRS bird logo) was a capricious birdgod who demanded confessions of invisible money from a late-era Earth people known as the ooh-sey (USA).

December 30, 2018

Like to ignite your farts for laffs? Play with fire and say hello to your new little friend, the irrigation pouch.

December 29, 2018

"Mr. Kushner will see you now" said the secretary on top of the top floor of 666 5th Avenue. I noticed that my crotch was already damp with anticipation: the air conditioner duct above me had been leaking and pooling water into my seat.

"Sorry about that. Jared is very...

July 7, 2018

The Velvet Underground, “Sister Ray” (Chipmunk Version).

Ever wanted to hear “Sister Ray” at a punk/Devo tempo? Now you can! I’ve speeded up and pitched down the live version played at The Gymnasium, New York City, April 20, 1967. 19 minutes condensed into a little ove...

June 15, 2018

Right of the copy: Xinhua free from freedom press

O USA! O New Yorkers! Life so rich nonexistence biggest luxury of them all! Buy KATE SPADE handbags at discount price her work was done and she walked into scarf and fell dead. High thread count scarf and skinny body imp...

May 20, 2018

Ann Landers and Abagail Van Buren were twin Jewish sisters who assumed comically exaggerated WASP names and became America’s most famous “agony aunts:” advice columnists in the latter half of the 20th century. Both walked the line between traditional American values wh...