CHEESE! New Magazine
Assorted humor by Mark Rudolph. Covid on Broadway. Special Chicago section. Earl Weaver does Shakespeare. Ann Landers hated her sister. ...
Fake Bands, Real Products
Ads create fake bands for products like IBS med Humira, as well as Ban deodorant and Memorex audio tape.
The Reactionary Propaganda of "The Exorcist"
I know this looks bad, but it’s okay. This is a religious film! The Exorcist (1973) is the most successful reactionary American film...
Reverse Pornography
“Reverse Pornography” cuts up the "action" from the ludicrous adult bookstore novel It's Donkey Time! and substitutes the pornographic...
Broadway Flops for COVID
I think that Broadway should be allowed to re-open, but only if it presents the biggest flops like Moose Murders or Avant-garde disasters.
The Lighter Side of PLAGUE
A lot has happened since your last login. Such as pestilence and plague. Magazine coming soon: "The Lighter Side of Plague." Meanwhile,...
Magazines by Mark Rudolph
Read magazines such as "Covers," "A Century of Bullshit" & "Vladimir Nabokov Vs Deep Purple" http://www.magcloud.com/user/mlrudolph...
Boeing's 737 Max: The Thrill is Back
Like a deranged HAL-9000, the Boeing 737 Max is equipped with a random terror generator that puts the “crash” back in computer crash.
Eye-uh-rus (IRS): Birdgod of Confession
Eye-uh-rus (IRS bird logo) was a capricious birdgod who demanded confessions of invisible money from a late-era Earth people known as the oo
Depravity Amok!
Like to ignite your farts for laffs? Play with fire and say hello to your new little friend, the irrigation pouch.
50 Shades of Jared
"Mr. Kushner will see you now" said the secretary on top of the top floor of 666 5th Avenue. I noticed that my crotch was already damp...
Velvet Underground, Chipmunk Version
The Velvet Underground, “Sister Ray” (Chipmunk Version). Ever wanted to hear “Sister Ray” at a punk/Devo tempo? Now you can! I’ve speeded...
NYC "Swingers" Prefer High Thread Count Noose!
Right of the copy: Xinhua free from freedom press O USA! O New Yorkers! Life so rich nonexistence biggest luxury of them all! Buy KATE...
Ann Landers hated her sister, Dear Abby
Ann Landers and Abagail Van Buren were twin Jewish sisters who assumed comically exaggerated WASP names and became America’s most famous...
2nd Maid Accuses M. de Sade
A second chambermaid has come forth to accuse aging hipster The Marquis de Sade of whipping her. The pre-modernist author, whom many...
Trump Show in 2nd BOFFO year!
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How The 1% Snuff It
What's "driving" the rich into a wall? Not many of the 1% commit suicide. Sure, a hundred years ago moguls like C.W. Post and George...
Brian Eno: Fullness of Wind
Q: WHAT DO ENO NOW? ENO: So, for many decades I have been interested in what I call “generative music” and it occurred to me I could...
FOOL CO.'s Surplus Jouissance Warehouse
Anyhoo, did you know that every day, people leave Jouissance just lying around? Unused? The fancy French philosopher Jacques Lacan called t
Crappy Cars 2: Safety Last
In 1967, a chain car collision in Louisiana would impact traffic safety rules. A mosquito fogging truck slowed down a tractor-trailer....
Crappy Cars of the 1970s
An American poet named Sammy Hagar wrote a passionate song titled I Can't Drive 55! Ironically released in 1984, Mr. Hagar warns of the...
STAGflation: Medieval Edition
Like medieval barbers, they "cured" inflation by killing businesses with tight money and high interest rates. Starring Milton Friedman...
Handcuffs of my Toughened Shoes
(The following cut up prose was completely computer generated using my proprietary GYSINscript software–M.L. Rudolph) Handcuffs of my...
